Doreen, from Australia, sends me little snippets, which I thought I might pass on. She seems to belong to a group of friends who pass such stuff around. This is from Ing Wong-Li. If anyone claims copyright, just e-mail me and I'll acknowledge you or take them down - your preference.
----- This is cute I hope it makes the trip to your computer
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER
COFFEE, C HOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN and I HAVE A GUN
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN